I Have a Minor Complaint!
Old man vents spleen
As I enter the "honored citizen" phase of my blogging career, I think it's time to start reaping some of the benefits. New for 2014* will be the feature "I have a minor complaint!" (or perhaps I HAVE A MINOR COMPLAINT). Just as my aged forebears raised a gnarled fist against neighbor children everywhere, so too shall I roar ineffectually about small matters.
|The offending door, blurrily off to|
the left in the far background.
[Raises fist in air.] Arrgghh!
*Unless, due to encroaching senescence, I forget all about it.