Your Friday Bad Beer Quiz

Ignoring my warnings, a friend ordered a beer last night at dinner. It was a poor beer, but not without its charms. The bottle text was priceless:
"[Beer name]: superior malt, aromatic hops, yeast, and crystal clear water are transformed by the skill of the brewmaster into a beer fit for you, the connoisseur.

[Beer name] goes through a long and special maturing process. This gives [beer name] its full-bodied, malty taste, making it the only truly royal beer."
Anyone care to hazard a guess as to which beer my friend unwisely ordered?
Jeff Alworthquiz5 Comments