So I don't know what's going on, but blogger is weirdly scrambling text. In my Burgerville post, segments of sentences are jumping up and running to different parts of the paragraph. I've now had two people note this, and I've corrected both. But I didn't create them in the first place, so there's no way of knowing whether they'll rest easy. I'm going to hell and my brain misfires constantly, but honestly, this ain't me. Stay tuned.